101 way to benefit by the man

Edition of edition The Times has made the curious list of ways with which help of the woman can benefit by men.

Let's not list all witty ways found The Times, we will result only some of them:

The-man can whistle delightfully at the sight of you in the street when to you 41 year was executed;

-Who, except men, will be engaged in operation of models of railways, will drive pigeons, to be engaged in quantum mechanics, to open ominous brown envelopes which send to women from banks, to catch spiders and to bring tea in bed in the mornings, after evening in a pub will finish off salad from cabbage with mayonnaise which costs from time immemorial at the woman in a refrigerator;

The-man learns children to play independently: it is necessary to sit on a sofa and to read the newspaper while kids set fire to the house;

At the expense of men the wife of football player Wayne Runi never remains without a new handbag - who, except them, will finance these sad matches;

The-man helps you to remain in shape, nobly scattering on a floor socks, towels and other sanitary articles and a toilet, - it is necessary to lift them only;

-At patrimonial fights only the man will console in the story how it had the strongest lock and in hospital experts have told, that will be awfully sick, almost how to give birth;

-Only from men the present Popes, rock stars and blood-thirsty despots turn out;

-Only men promise and do not call, carry one pair boots for 25 years, listen to Wagner, morally support you from back when you are stolen to find out, that it for strange noise in a drawing room;

-Only the man can prepare ideal gin with tonic, collect for the child a starprobe vehicle «the Death Star» from 10 000 details «Лего» and eclipse the woman on density of hair standing, zip a dress, доесть a breakfast, a dinner and a supper for children, to water a toilet bowl seat as if it is a flower.

One of the most important things for any woman - the man never will want to take to wear your favourite dress.

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